letters to superman

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 disclaimer: i'm not super familiar with most of the superheroes here, but i'll do my best.

random pic of African elephant because I watched a how about elephant hunting today.

dear Ironman,

please get off my television screen.

with very little love,

supergirl

dear Captain America,

sorry, but Thor was a better movie.

 and genetic enhancement is wrong.

love,

annoying film critic

dear Superman,

umm....lose the tights. please.

i think aliens are cool though, even if they look like 

mild-mannered reporters with bulgy muscles.

stay super,

miss-i-never-saw-the-movie

dear Batman,

you annoy me.

 but you have the coolest gadgets!!!

stay away from Poison Ivy.

no love,

the egoist

dear Thor:

sheesh. i hope you learned your lesson. 

i really like the hammer; it is awesome! 

handy tip: coffee is better than pop-tarts.

Odin is my favorite though.

love,

i-saw-it-at-the-movie-theater-my-brother-made-me

dear Robin (Batman's sidekick)

buzz off. 

sincerely, 

d

dear spiderman,

you are my least favorite superhero. 

go marry MJ already and get out of the way!

ugh,

UGH,

UGH

dear ESB Yoda,

maybe you're not a super, but i like you best of all. 

you are cute, short, and and never-failing dispenser of wisdom.

teach that doofus Luke Jedi skills!

love,

an original trilogy fan

dear X-men,

God help us.

love,

triple ugh

dear Wolverine,

you're killin' my vibe with that helmet.

love,

miss-i-didn't-see-this-one-either

dear Men in Black,

you are hilariously cheesy, but please quit

a. swearing (although i'd swear too if aliens exploded on me)

b. making sequels

one was enough.

love,

Elvis

oh no! lowercase letters have invaded! 

If you want to write letters to superheroes on your blog, leave comment and let me know; I'll make a blog button!

It would be great to see letters from the perspective of a fan. Which I'm not.


I have a wonderful guest post coming up...soon.

Oh, and Happy 2012 !